zombikki:

veganasfuck:

how many “friend-zoned” guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they’ll just compliment it and get pissed when it won’t screw. 

this is the best joke ever

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 458050
29 Aug 14 at 8 am

hold-a-lover-close:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

This is too deep to comprehend.

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 206159
29 Aug 14 at 8 am

taint3ed:

vivalalexii:

kylejorden:

merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

I am screaming

damn 😩😂😩😂😩😂😩😂

NOOOO I’M HOLLERING LMAOOOOOOOO

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aminaabramovic:

I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

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 30582
29 Aug 14 at 8 am

Unknown (via iradicate)

(Source: paleladise, via liquidmeth)

"You can see the flowers in my hair, but not the devils in my brain."

"Try not to feel jealous about things, or people or places. It’s toxic. Just keep living. You will find your happiness."

lil-banshee:

When you put on your favorite movie for someone and you’re really excited for them to watch it for the first time AND THEY DON’T EVEN PAY ATTENTION TO IT 

image

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moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

image

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 29456
29 Aug 14 at 8 am

neatpotatoes:

i think about this vine a lot

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